I have done my research! I know how much I need to save up! And now I am going into operation: train yourself to be ready to own a pygmy goat. I'll name him Alfred.

I will start this tedious task by taking sole ownership and responsibility for a goldfish. What can go wrong?

I think I need a pet. Something that can live in the house and doesn't cause too much trouble.

Maybe a teacup goat! Surely those exist if teacup pigs do, right? Right? Yeah, I want a teacup goat.

... Maybe I'll start with a fish, though

What sucks is when you blow out your last good iron and have to result to 'hoping for the best' on a splintered ass piece of sheet metal. In that, you hope to God it's not going to melt all across your new wooden kitchen table because that would be hard to explain and possibly meet with ass hitting not quite cooled metal in the evening when it ( Read more... )

I keep getting our national version of 'Happy Birthday' stuck in my head this week. Catchy tune, makes me feel a bit of.. something. I liked to sing it for the fucking hell of it as a kid ( Read more... )

Well. Yeah, I guess it's kinda early to be thinking about this. But! As far as Americans are concerned I become legal this year, aka the glorious age of 21. At the end of September. .... Don't forget it. September 26th, September 26th~~~ And I know what kind of birthday party I want to have, other than going to a bar and getting wasted ( Read more... )

So, sittin' here waitin' on my man Marcello, trying to figure out this food of the Netherlands stuff. All I gotta say is this:

Needs more Dannebrog. Maybe cardamom.

I'm adding cardamom to this stuff.

But I think I can make a passable dessert buffet! And hopefully Willem likes frikadeller, too. And smørrebrødBut the apartment smells like ( Read more... )

Did I like.. drink with anyone this weekend? Or toke up? Anyone else have weird ass dreams ( Read more... )

I didn't get lost finding the magic place! Though I hope I made a good impression Ireallyfuckingneedthecashdollars. I also got my school enrollment all set up. Who has two thumbs and is going to university at long last? This guy.... Now to decide what I want to make of my life, other than go out in a blaze of glory devoted to fire and cake. ( Read more... )

I was shitting around online when I stumbled across this:

http://www.bleedingcool.com/2010/11/12/the-creation-of-adam-west/

It's Batman! And Superman!

Pretty damn sure I don't need to make the sexual innuendo involved with that one, hva. Though I ( Read more... )

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I am going to miss him when he goes back to Denmark ;A; WHO WILL I TALK TO.

Also that ass gets to drink my Tuborgs. I BOUGHT THAT.

I need to socialize. What the hell is there to do in Liberty?